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SAD STRAINS FROM A GAY WALTZ:
"WHERE YOU POST-ANAL TAILS & WE PHYLUM!"
Created on 2003-06-17 14:07:50 (#1124237), last updated 2009-12-23
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Basic Info| Name: | EDGAR ALLAN TOE |
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| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Website: | my ostensibly creative writing |
Bio
.ye olde friends only.
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Perpetually: ahntoisht.
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themidnightmess: You're what happens when someone's grandmother's bookshelf gets sprayed with a firehose, survives, and starts feeding on itself.
"LOOK AT ALL THESE PIGEONS WE HAVE SLAUGHTERED."
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"I TELL YOU HOLMES, YOUR THEORIES ARE SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL! HAS THE COCAINE PENETRATED YOUR SOFT TISSUES AT LAST?"
"MARK MY WORDS WATSON, THIS IS NOT A TRAIN CAR, IT IS A GARBAGE COMPRESSOR."
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18th century, 19th century, a capital idea watson, aloysius the misunderstood devil, altogether losing it, amassing masses, amassing pigeons, being a moosecow, bertie wooster, bipolar sunflowers, blackadder, capslock, carnivals, cinema, dante alighieri, deus ex asshole, dining in alcoves, dodging reality atallcosts, evelyn waugh, filmmaking, firm handshakes, folklore, fops, general elegance, grifting for yucks, hagiography, hammered dulcimer, harry clarke, hausvilsun the viking conquerer, hermann hesse, hiding in pantries, high-collars & sexual repression, holmes's long white hand, holmes/watson, horology, hugh laurie, j.s. bach, jeremy brett, klezmer, knowing nose taps, leaving, library-like spaces, living in museums, louise brooks, medical curiosities, mocking rsl, monty python, my dear watson, neil gaiman, new orleans, not louise brooks, odd public displays, old british men, oozing sentimentality, outrageous german accents, p.g. wodehouse, parietal fissures, peepers and tarriwags, pigeons, pigeons alive-ho, plus fours, popes & saints, saying 'fulsome' a lot, sherlock holmes, sir arthur conan doyle, snape versus snape, solitude, stephen fry, stuffy victorian romances, subtext amounting to buttsex, terry gilliam, terry gilliam's anxiety problems, tesseracts, the baron samedi, the divine comedy, the lusty revel wenches, the pope's dapper cap, things outside the humdrum, tom waits, vas, victorian gentlemen, voodoo, what-ho-this-one, whore-ology, writing, yiddish, zoidberg
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